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Ford Unexpected Profits

Written by A Forex View From Afar on Thursday, April 24, 2008

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Since Ford’s unexpected $100 Million profit is the headline of most news sources, here is how really profitable Ford is:

What did the Chevy say to the Ford?
Would you like a tow home?

Buy a Ford and you buy the best.
Drive the first mile and walk the rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To push his F-150 back into the shop

Over the past 10 years about 90% of Ford trucks are still on the road, the other 10% made it home.

Ford Escort Me To A Chevrolet Dealer.

This is your brain
This is your brain on drugs

I bet those bigger incomes were made on spare parts, towing and repairing. Want to hear some more jokes about Microsoft?

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  1. 1 comments: Responses to “ Ford Unexpected Profits ”

  2. By Kloom on April 25, 2008 at 4:07 AM

    I think this could be a good joke:

    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level. Stuff that will make them scream, cry, and howl in pain and anger!"

    He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

    Love Mac

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